XD This had me cracking up.
call “Is the lady of the house in?” *thick Indian accent*
call: “sorry, is the head lady of the house in?”
*Wouldn’t the head lady of the house be the mistress? *shakes head* get your mind back on track.*
me: “who are you?”
call: “er…looking for the lady”
me: “no, who are you? what do you want?”
When I told my mother about the call she wondered why I didn’t milk her on?
Mum: “^-^ There are so many good lines to choose from! sorry the Ladies of the house are out horse riding; I’m only scullery maid, would you like me to go get the butler for the mistress is out; The mistress is not allowed to answer the phone without the masters permission.”
*^_^ I love British sarcasm.*