Today I had to clean the pipe in the cleaning machine which required me to unscrew the roller under the machine (Y_Y I’m part cleaner, plumber and mechanic).
I got home and put on a nice warm bath.
brain : *you forgot to put the pipe back on!*
me: “O_O oh frig!”
*runs to work*
Boss: “what are you doing here?”
Me: “I was in the bath and remembered that I forgot to put the pipe on.”
Boss:“You think about your machine in the bath? *giggles*”
Me: “I contemplate a lot of things in the bath.”
Me: “going to be moving out soon”
Receptionist “where do you want to live?”
Me: “I don’t have plans to die at the moment”