^-0 made two people at work laugh

Today I had to clean the pipe in the cleaning machine which required me to unscrew the roller under the machine (Y_Y I’m part cleaner, plumber and mechanic).

I got home and put on a nice warm bath.

brain : *you forgot to put the pipe back on!*

me: “O_O oh frig!”

*runs to work*

Boss: “what are you doing here?”

Me: “I was in the bath and remembered that I forgot to put the pipe on.”

Boss:“You think about your machine in the bath? *giggles*”

Me: “I contemplate a lot of things in the bath.”

Other job

Me: “going to be moving out soon”

Receptionist  “where do you want to live?”

Me: “I don’t have plans to die at the moment”

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