Umamusume: Pretty Derby first impression

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Do you think there related?

This is an anime about girls who are horses…. look like horses…. spirts? I’m not really sure.

There are two kinds of personification in anime:

  1. Girls who are horses (centaur)and are treated as so.
  2. Girls who embody horses and are treated like real horses.

It’s like: I have the equipment to be a boat vs I AM THE BOAT! *She was a very nice boat. *

The problem with type 2 is that you start asking questions, some you don’t really want the answer too.

I have two theories to how purple eyes was conceived:

  1. A mare and stallion were forced to have sex due their good genes. once the foal is born they sold it off to the highest bidder (which is why her mum isn’t a horse).
  2. The mum was cursed.

*I like theory 1. *

 

Can someone explain why the winner circle is concert? What happens if the horse has a bad whinny, does that mean they lose the race after they win??? O_O Is this how they trick the girls into attraction the stallions?

I’m going to be 100% honest, I hate the character designs! I found myself struggling to differentiate them.

 

Do you know what really bothered me in this anime, the girls are WAY too lanky.  How can you make a joke about her having good racing legs when she has no muscles?

You also have to love how the girls’ tails come out of there backs, which perplexes me. You want to see girl horse hybrids presumably because it arouses you; lord forbid that tail sits close to that anus (we are too civilized to think such dirty thoughts).

 

The episode was a boring paint by numbers fan-service show.

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2 responses

  1. Special Week’s parentage is explained later on. Her real mom died so she was raised by a human. Maybe the series can win you over in the end? It’s not all fan service. There are some episodes that are more sport focused (based on real life races.)

    1. XD Thanks, That was something I was really interested in knowing. I have seen a lot of fan service sports show, and what you said tends to be the case. That still doesn’t explain the tail problem though.

      ^_o First impression are always based on only the first episode.

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