Monthly Archives: July, 2018

Chio’s school road first impression

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I couldn’t find an interesting screen shot. 

Boring!  This really boring!

This show is about a girl who likes games, LAUGH!

Did the writer of this episode play assassins creed? I ask this because so many jokes that could have been funny were missed.  When she was standing on the building looking at her school it would have been funny if she said “synchronise”.   It would have been a lot funnier if instead of talking about how assassins kill with blades you made a death from above joke (it would have fit in with the sense of her jumping on the guys head).

The show missed one of the easiest jokes: “I feel like an assassin” looks down at a pile of leaves “I don’t trust you.”  She gives the leaves an evil glare.

The only joke that legitimately made me giggle was when she ran into the bathroom to avoid the girl she was walking with (funny set up, funny pay off).

when assassins creed 1 came out she would have been 4-7, Has it really been that long since she has seen/played an assassins creed? I think that is the game she is referencing in her daydream.

Y_Y oh there is one more thing, THERE ARE FEMALE ASSASSINS! Why would she be imagining herself as a man.

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Island first impression

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I have seen it all now.

I don’t think I have laughed at an anime for quite some time. This show is not a comedy, in fact I’m not really sure what this anime wants to be. At times its giving you themes of mystery, at others it’s trying to drama and in random intervals it’s trying to be ‘ecchi’.

The show is about a guy who land on a remote island with no memory outside of him being a time-traveller (Which everyone is way too excepting of).

The show has an editing problem; there is no sense of flow.   I don’t know why the girl in the beginning ran to the beach? I don’t know how she landed on his penis….or why the show felt like it had to show me that?

Interactions between characters feel forced and unnatural.

When got halfway into the episode I had to pause. There is a moment in this show when they try to be really serious. They convey this by playing dramatic music, over a moment that isn’t dramatic enough to for it to play.  You could have played that track during any part of this anime and you would have still achieved the same effect.

The show does this trick trice! Near the end of the episode our main lead asks white hair girl to sing, simple request. Why are there instruments playing? It’s not touching moment, it’s not impactful, and in fact it feels out of place. LIKE MANY THINGS IN THE SHOW!

On the second viewing (looking for a screen shot) I spotted this:

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She say at the end of the episode that sunlight will kill her.

OneRoom (interaction)

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This one of those shows that need you to have a confiscation with your TV…its odd experience. I decided to describe each girl as a diary entry:

Yui Hanasaka:

Dear dairy

I have recently been cursed with an annoying neighbour who won’t leave me alone. She seems to have got it into her head that I’m in some way helping her pass a test? I know nothing of what she is studying, but if she needs the support I don’t mind giving it.

This girl seems to be VERY clingy, I’m starting to feel a little uncomfortable. She fell asleep on my floor during a study session, but when she woke up in the middle of the night she wouldn’t go home. YOU LIVE NEXT TO ME!

Turns out the girl didn’t even care about getting a good grade. She lied to me! I don’t care about her dumb family love story, how could she pretend to want help just to get close. I knew she never needed my help from the start!


Natsuki Momohara:

Dear dairy

My annoying little sister has chosen to crash at my house. I wondered where she was after the distressed phone call from my mother telling me she ran away from home. My little sister has always had the obsession with being around me, it was one of the reasons I left home. Do you have any idea how creepy it is to have you sister smelling you bed-sheets in the morning?

We went shopping today (which I had to pay for) just so she could cook up some complicated mum meal. What’s wrong with a simple microwave meal? At least she keeps the house clean.

My little sister has been getting back into her bad habits again. She has been trying to attract me while at the same time trying to be my mother??? Dose she think I have an oedipus complex?

I have finally convinced her to go home. I don’t know what she was planning to do when school started again. Mum is super happy to have her home and has promised to help me file a restraining order.


Moka Aoshima:

Dear dairy

I have been seeing my childhood friend a lot recently. I found her singing in the park one day with a piano… which is odd seeing as she can only sing. I have seen the piano out in the rain with no electrical problems (must be a toy).  I wish she would stop singing in the park, its not as secluded as the old river way we used to hang out by as children.

Her spirits are low, seeing her like this makes me feel just as low. Another book has been rejected along with another song, I don’t want her to know how stressed this makes me feel.

She has given up and gone home, my spirits are at there lowest.  I was only doing this for her, what is life without her.

One day while sitting at my desk I spotted one of her demo disks and was remined of her soothing voice. This can’t be the end, I can’t let it end this way. I quickly typed away, each press my heart pounded, this may be my last chance.

We met up in our old stomping grounds and shared a heart to heart, we are now living together supporting each-other to achieve our dreams.


*I’m a little surprised at how aggressive I was towards the first two girls.*